I'm really starting to get sick of this season. I can say with certainty that this is my least favourite season I've ever watched. Now I haven't watched all of the seasons, granted, so that statement doesn't carry the same provenance as if one of the other writers said it, but still, I'm getting pretty fed up. But, without further adieu, here are the rankings for a bunch of people that I wish were all sitting at the bottom.
1. Helen (last week 1): Simply put, Helen controls this house. Some people might think they have power, but that's only because Helen wants them to think that. She has influence over every person in the house and somehow no enemies. If she continues how she has she'll probably win, which is really depressing.
2. McCrae (last week 3): McCrae is somehow a mix of a floater and a powerhouse. He has a lot of influence in the house, but he never uses it. This is probably smart since he doesn't need to use it, but he's certainly boring to watch. Also, he's calling out Amanda which is the first step to breaking ties with her and that would definitely be a good idea at this point.
3. Aaryn (last week 10): Aaryn being near the top of the ranking is largely why I hate this season so much. A lesser man might riddle this paragraph with expletives out of sheer frustration. She is just a terrible person, but she is largely in control of GinaMarie's HOH so I've been forced to put her near the top. Even if America puts her up, which if there's any hope for America they will, she won't go home.
4. Amanda (last week 2): Man, Amanda what happened? You showed such promise in the beginning, but now you are a powermad tyrant. Somewhere throughout the course of these last weeks Amanda has gotten way too comfortable with her power. So much so that she is announcing who is going home, and that person wasn't even a target prior to this. This is fine while she still has power, but her alliance could grow tired of her and her threatening ways. I'm sure she'll be the first actual big target to go home. If she wasn't my pick to win I'd want her gone as soon as possible.
5. GinaMarie (last week 9): GinaMarie HOH is a puppet regime controlled by a puppeteer who has somehow given puppeteers a bad name. I really have nothing more to say about her.
6. Judd (last week 4): I was really hoping that after Judd's HOH stint he would actually start playing the game, but he hasn't done anything. Also his "girlfriend" is probably going to be evicted and he seems unconcerned. Either he is an emotionless robot, they were never really that close, he realizes that she's doomed and is playing it cool, or he's too stupid to realize she's actually in trouble. I'd probably suggest it's the last one, but who really cares about Judd's strategies?
7. Andy (last week 5): Andy is one of the finest floaters I have ever seen "play" this game. He has made himself so unthreatening that people laugh when his name is suggested as a target. He's a joke, but in such a divisive house people will keep the laughter over their enemies, or even their friends if they seem like targets. Honestly, I'd put Andy at the top if this list was simply based on who's likely to be evicted soon, but because of his lack of power/influence he remains in the middle which I'm sure he'd be content with.
8. Spencer (last week 11): Spencer seems to have played it smart since Howard's eviction. He's laid low and made sure that him and Amanda are okay. A lot would have to happen for him to be put up this week, but also a lot would have to happen for him to gain any sort of power back.
9.Elissa (last week 8): Elissa has two things to worry about this week. Firstly, it's possible that America will once again put her up as the third nominee. But what's more likely is that she would be a replacement nominee if the veto is used. Also she hasn't really done anything in the last few weeks and her closest ally, Helen, appears to be growing tired of her. I'm sure if given the opportunity Helen wouldn't hesitate to cut her loose.
10.Candice (last week 6): I like Candice, for the most part she seems to be a nice, intelligent person, but this being such a terrible season I'm sure that this last likeable person will be kicked out very soon.
11. Jessie (last week 7): Amanda wants Jessie out and in this game that appears to be a death sentence. She's also a flip-flopper and oh so annoying. She complained profusely over not being invited to a barbeque. She's a child; a feeble-minded, immature child, and there's simply no room in this game for someone who has such a brazen lack of control over her emotions.
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