After a much deserved 9 month hibernation, we are back and ready to roll! I'd say it's safe to say we needed at least that long to recover from the travesty that was BB15. Here's hoping racism and homophobia are at bay this year? Please?
This season seems to be riddled with twists. The first of which- two HoH's every week. We're still not exactly sure how that's going to work, we'll find out tomorrow on part two of the move in. All we know is 2 HoH's each week, but only 1 will be left by the end of each week. Somehow the HoH powers get revoked from one person. Which basically means, there's not much point in being HoH. I'm a pretty big believer in throwing most competitions, and this gives even more motivation for that strategy.
Anyways, onward and upward. Let's meet the first 8 contestants of the season.
Amber. I like her already. She seems smart, funny and is obviously gorgeous. She's also, how should I say this.... Not Paola. Her best move this episode was obviously throwing that first HoH competition. Unfortunately, her throwing the comp was painfully obvious, but by the looks of the other contestants, no one noticed.
Nicole. AKA (according to twitter) Season 16's Jordan. We don't know a lot about her yet, but she seems a little ditzy, and apparently has bladder issues.
Ugh. Paola. Voted most likely to have multiple one night stands, and/or arrested for sexual harassment.
I kind of liked Joey, until I saw she listed GinaMarie as her favourite cast winner. Did she even watch last season? "Uhh, I like the homophobic racist with the inability to form a coherent sentence."
Cody. Seems like a decent enough guy. Strong and charming with no chance of winning. Which, coincidentally could also be said about his favourite case member, Jeff.
Oh Frankie GRANDE. He's Ariana Grande's brother, and don't you forget it! How could you, with him jamming it down our throats everytime he's in the diary room.
Devin "Better than the Rock" Shepherd. Single dad who spends 6 days a week at the gym. Also has an open harassment case against Paola.
"Duck Don-asty". Spends his evening entertaining the house guests with a little game he likes to call "What's in my beard?" Everyone loses.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of name that dysfunctional house guest!
Until then,
Sam
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