RIP Kaitlin

R.I.P. Kaitlin "But I'm from Minnesota" Barnaby

Tender of Bar

Owner of ALL the eye liner

Survived by the other half of the "Mean Girls Alliance"

Kaitlin took me on a bit of a roller-coaster during her short stay in the Big Brother house. A very insignificant and superficial roller-coaster. You know...like ones of those kids ones, with a theme, and no real drops, and it hasn't been maintained in 15 years and should probably be shut down...Anyways, I feel like the best way to articulate it, would be to post a timeline of my ‘Kaitlin related’ stream of consciousness. Mostly because I think that’s what J.D. Salinger would do, if he were alive and watched Big Brother (and If J.D. Salinger were alive, he would definitely watch Big Brother).

Ready?

“Wow, this is an exceptionally good looking cast. Particularly that Kaitlin girl!”

“It seems like everyone is set on pairing off this season. Except Kaitlin. She thinks she’s too good for all of the guys in the house. And I think she’s probably right.”

“Really? Jeremy? Kaitlin. I don’t know if you’re quite as hot as you think you are...but JEREMY?”

“I think Kaitlin just hooked up with Jeremy because she was bored, on TV, and he was standing closest to a camera.”

“I cannot believe how someone can go from unspeakably beautiful, to strange and peculiar, just by painting their eyebrows on crooked.”

“I don’t know if she was just standing too close to Aaryn, and she caught some of her stank, but I think Kaitlin might also be a giant bitch.” (I'm sorry Kaitlin...you CAN be both a bitch, and from Minnesota.)

“Oh great. We’re going to have to put up with Aaryn another week, so the house can evict Kaitlin, because Aaryn isn’t a threat to win HoH. I guess that makes sense...right?”

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My favourite two things about Kaitlin’s stay in the Big Brother house, were her exit interview with Julie, where she basically admitted that she didn’t care to see Jeremy again, and she was just fooling around with him because the house didn’t have a Ouija board (at least that’s what I heard). And that the nickname I assigned early on in the game, ‘The Mean Girls’, stuck. Yes, I’m taking credit for that. I don’t care how obvious it was. 

Anyway, enjoy Vegas, Kaitlin. And in your memory...